I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."