More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More