More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More