"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."