"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."