"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."