"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."