"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."