More quotes by Mark Twain

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."