Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at... - Mark Twain
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."