More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."
"I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."