I use two yards of wrapping paper per one inch of present. L... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I use two yards of wrapping paper per one inch of present. Luckily I gave you the gift of love, so I was able to wrap it in tinfoil. Uncover before reheating."

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"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. Guess which one got cleaned out and which one hardly got touched."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"Instead of sidewalks, why not sideruns? After all, the pace of life is faster than it has ever been, so I think our infrastructure’s nomenclature should reflect that."