Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chair... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."
"My heart can hold all the love you give me. If you need to quantify it to properly price it for sale, it would be one gallon."
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."