Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chair... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"I don’t like my circle of friends, so I’m changing them to a square. Love shapes our lives, so why not shape who we love?"
"I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I'll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.)"