More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."
"Networking is drinking the nectar of interconnectedness. And I’ve been drinking since noon, so I may need @ryanlilly to drive me home."