Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."
"The heart pumps blood, a fluid, but it also pulses love, which is as liquid as a wave, and everyone wants a refill. My goal is to be a server."
"She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway."
"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."