Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Some people grow vegetables by day, but I grow shadows by night. Right now my only customer is the US government, but the profit is unbelievable."
"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."