Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller."
"Words are magic. They have the power to hurt and to heal, and even withholding them has the power to hurt and to heal. What else has as much potency in its absence and can do without doing? What I mean is, even when you don’t say anything, you are communicating as effectively as if you’d spoken."