More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."