I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."