More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More