More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More