I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."