More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."
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"I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold."
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"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."
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"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."
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"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."
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