#Hug

"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"

"It is an absolute human certainty that no one can know his own beauty or perceive a sense of his own worth until it has been reflected back to him in the mirror of another loving, caring human being."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."

"A hug is a priceless gift of love and kindness."

"I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is."

"Plunderous is the palate I gift to you, openly I hug the universe of our friendship expanding its outer limit."

"Your love is my diamond that I want to wear near my heart. Your hug is my heaven where I want to belong always."

"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."

"We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso."

"I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit."

"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."

"Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I’m slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard."

"I want to sprint into her open arms, but I run as fast as two shoes tied together and thrown over a telephone wire. I’m like Roger Bannister, now that he’s in a wheelchair."

"Squeeze out the competition—with hugs. I’m giving out FREE hugs while samples last. After that I’ll have to charge an arm and a leg—or maybe just two arms."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"

"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."