"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."