Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup."

"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."

"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."

"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."