Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."

"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."