More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More