When I make love, I make extra, and then I ke... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

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