I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-ma... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."

"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."