I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-ma... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"