Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but b... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."