Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but b... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."