"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."
"I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I’d make myself a new invisible cloak, to replace the one you stole."
"The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert."
"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."
"My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restroom, and in that case, I’d recommend wearing flip flops."
"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."