From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot.... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword."

"I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I’d make myself a new invisible cloak, to replace the one you stole."

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."