I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."

"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."