Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."

"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."

"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."