More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More