Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."