Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."