Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."