Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-ch... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van and I’m going home.” I was just a kid, too. But I cared. With him gone, who was I going to play Plato and Socrates with?"

"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."

"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."

"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."

"My answer is nope, so don’t even hope."