More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box."
"One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy."
"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."