"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."