"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."