A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I hav... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."