A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I hav... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."