A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I hav... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."