Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."