Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are yo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute."