Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are yo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"