Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are yo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."