In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kellere... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

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