"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."