"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."