Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are yo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."