Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are yo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."

"Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute."

"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."