"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."