More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More