More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"Lying in bed listless, I wrote a list. I then had a list, but I was still listless. Perhaps because my list was of all the things I love, and every entry was you."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."