"Most people go to networking events to gain visibility. But in a crowded room, I’m trying to figure out how to become invisible. I network like the ghost of a chameleon."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."