"Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people."
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."
"Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car."
"Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion."
"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."