"Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively."
"Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion."
"Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."