"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
"Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days."
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."