More quotes by Jon Stewart

"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."
"I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days."
"If we amplify everything, we hear nothing."