More quotes by Jon Stewart

"Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively."
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
"Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion."