More quotes by Jon Stewart

"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."
"Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."