You have to remember one thing about the will of the people:... - Jon Stewart

"Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people."

"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."

"Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car."

"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."

"Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively."