You have to remember one thing about the will of the people:... - Jon Stewart
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."
More quotes by Jon Stewart
"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."