You have to remember one thing about the will of the people:... - Jon Stewart

"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."

"Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car."

"Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively."

"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."

"Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion."