More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"His hair isn’t turning gray—it’s turning silver, and it’s going up in value. Aging is the best hedge against an inflationary fiat currency."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."
"People with money have to worry about who their real friends are. I don’t have that problem for two reasons: I don’t have any money, and I don’t have any friends."