More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."
"Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, that’s not right. That’s politics."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"I fall in love with you four times a year: winter, spring, summer, and fall. The leaves may change, but how I feel about you does not."
"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."