She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."

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"As the ice melted, we fell in love—slowly. I just wish the ice were in two glasses of vodka, and not surrounding our bodies."
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