"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a heart, and my love for you is no puzzle. Through twists and spins, life can only get more colorful."
"Personal branding is sales, because you’re selling an image of yourself, a mirage, and you are the product."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."