My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with lo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."