More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"Personal branding is crucial in today's society. Just remember to wait until the metal is red hot before pressing it into your flesh."