More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"It’s not who you know that matters—it’s who knows you that’s important. Personal branding builds up your reputation to the point where you have a presence even in your absence."
"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."