A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster wh... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars."
"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."