I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the in... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. Powdered love poetry sold separately."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."
"Why sell farming equipment to farmers? I should cut out the middleman and sell tractors directly to people dining in restaurants."