I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a motorcycle, provided you’re wearing your astronaut’s helmet."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."
"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."
"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."
"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."