More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."