More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Myth, mist, and mystery all add to the illusion of love. If you need me I’ll be by the fog machine wearing a tunic and writing an epic poem in Greek."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."