More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"My advice to aspiring writers is to read more, write more, and network more. More, more, and more. Then, after you've done all that, do it some more."
"I wish I could grow swords like I can roses. Wouldn’t war be so romantic then? Then the U.S. could really show the world how much it loves it."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"