Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a f... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."

"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."

"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"

"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."

"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."