#introductions

"I’m a little more reserved in person than people expect. But I warm up quickly, like leftovers. Meatloaf, anyone?"

"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"

"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."