#introductions

"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."

"I’m a little more reserved in person than people expect. But I warm up quickly, like leftovers. Meatloaf, anyone?"

"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"