I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's rig... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."

"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."

"I love coffee cake, but I would prefer if it were just a little more drinkable. I almost choked while chugging some this morning, and if it weren’t for the fluid nature of clownfish, I might have caught feelings for Hillary using a basketball net."

"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."