I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's rig... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."

"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."

"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."

"If I told you that my global audience has shot up 100% in the last six months, what would you say? If you were to say, “So you went from one reader to two readers?” you’d be absolutely correct. And after I had congratulated you on your keen guess, I’d thank you for being 50% of my reading base."