My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of co... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."

"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."

"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."

"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."

"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."