More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My acquaintances aren’t worth the aqua I drink after they leave me thirsting for something more meaningful. I don’t want refillable relationships—I want connections so deep they are black abysses."
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."