Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and gree... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."

"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."

"This morning, as I was driving to work, I mistook a big brown box on the side of the road for a deer. It was dark, and I swerved at the last second, and even though it wasn’t a deer, I still managed to nail that son of a bitch."

"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."