Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and gree... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"

"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."

"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."

"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."