More quotes by Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors"opened up for "The Cars."
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"The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well."
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"I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More
"It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’s why I started getting up in the afternoon, which is well before any “successful” person even thinks of going to bed."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More
"I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More